Inflammable means flammable? What a country. Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?
And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. Please do not offer my god a peanut. Dad didn't leave… When he comes back from the store, he's going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face! A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice.
